The minion to a landlord. Usually an antagonistic go-between placed between the landlord and the people who actually live on site. There are more and more property managers now than there used to now that housing is being gobbled up by private equity (see Blackrock), and that means the absentee landlords are spread pretty thin, so they need to hire a small army of property managers to surveil and dictate the goings-on in each of their rental properties.
"This property manager sucks, she won't return our calls except to yell at us about having guests over."
by Pyro's R Us August 23, 2022
The useless property in division that often follows an alliterative phrase such as 'hippity hoppity'. This property tends to leave spots in the brain called brainfarts that prevent further logical thinking.
'HIPPITY HOPPITY, REFLEXIVE PROPERTY'
'THE REFLEXIVE PROPERTY IS DEBATED AS THE MOST USELESS PROPERTY
'THE REFLEXIVE PROPERTY IS DEBATED AS THE MOST USELESS PROPERTY
by ToshibaLtd January 23, 2018
The need/want to throw aside reality and spend your life playing video games in order to spend time with your ultimate waifu.
Person 1: Why do you think he plays games all day?
Person 2: Dude, obviously because of The Waifu Property.
Person 2: Dude, obviously because of The Waifu Property.
by Pengyus January 18, 2018
A nonpartisan and entirely democratic association of property owners in Berlin, Connecticut, with a mission of controlling property taxes on properties located in its township.
Berlin Property Owners Association
by BPOA February 22, 2014
by s j tubrazy April 17, 2013