potatoable

Adj. A description of one who is adorable while also retaining potato-like qualities.

Jo is so potatoable, it's hard to believe she has a boyfriend who is hella hot.

by Jo29 July 4, 2016

Potato

Silly colored edible thing, prolly a fruit or a vegetable. No one will ever know

Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato

Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute

Usually a terrible quality objects

My computer is so bad… it runs like a “Potato”

Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”

Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”

by PotatoTheProot May 11, 2022

Potato

A potato is a thick ass starch that loves to be sucked on and has eyes all over it

Damn I lite that potato

by Killerwhale$34 November 8, 2019

potato

me

what's a potato ? "me"

by remmus23 March 23, 2017

Potato

An outdated or poorly geared gaming computer.

"Integrated GPU? What a potato!"

by SnarkyGarthok December 3, 2018

potato

a beautiful and sacred food. also your face

I will perform a ritual with the trolli and potato

by trollibobobobbb6666 May 11, 2018

Potato

A word that can be used to describe face shape or appearance.

Person A: “Ewwww. Delete that photo I look like such a potato.”

by heresthemotjerflippinTEAAA August 29, 2019