Porged

To catastrophically break a Linux installation—most commonly Arch Linux—to the point where it is fundamentally unrecoverable. When a system is "porged," no amount of chroot, Live USB tinkering, or forum-diving can save it; the only solution is to wipe the partition and reinstall from scratch.

The term originates from the username AdmiralPorg, a legendary figure known for their unique ability to turn a functional OS into a digital paperweight through reckless sudo usage, broken dependencies, or mismanaged bootloaders.

Person A: "That Hyprland rice looks clean! Did you finally get the ml4w dotfiles working?"
Person B: "Actually, I tried to force the installation script over my old config and totally porged my install. I can’t even drop into a TTY; it's just a black screen and sadness."
Person A: "Classic. I'll get the ventoy drive ready. Time to reinstall."

by Gurkenwerfer January 5, 2026

beef-porkies

Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.

"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"

by someteameight? December 15, 2009

Thorgeous Porgeous Worgeous Shorgeous

A beautiful girl called Zahra.

You are so thorgeous porgeous worgeous shorgeous.

by Thorgeporge February 26, 2018

Gotch Pogie

Canadian government financial resource for when you can’t afford underwear

Damn, this inflation is killing me. Gonna need to go on the Gotch Pogie to get new drawers

by Saskjet July 24, 2022

Poppin' a Poagie

Another way to say that you are getting a boner.

Person 1 : Bro, get off my lap, I'm poppin' a poagie

Person 2 : Chill bro, I've had a poagie for 15 minutes now

by luvbkYT October 18, 2021