Plating My Hamburger

When a woman makes her pubic hair presentable for her partner or gynocologist.

"What are you doing in the bathroom, Kayla?"
"I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow so I'm trimming my whiskers, or plating my hamburger."
"Omg why would you tell me that."
"It's going to look so presentable."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

petting zoo

a word for a strip club or a gentlemen club

1: who wants to go to the petting zoo cuzz
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz

2: bye O.G nigga stay low

by g-lowlife February 17, 2022

corner peaking

Cheating on 8 ball

Stop corner peaking nigga

by Smallpud1 February 8, 2017

Dinner Plating

Dinner plating is the name given to a drinking game reserved for the dirtiest of footy windups. Vodka is poured onto a dinner plate (preferably fine china), the subject removes their under garments and places spread butt cheeks onto said plate. The alcoholic beverage is absorbed through the orifice and drunken carnage ensues.

"Fuuuark that was an epic game, get around me boys im about to do some dinner plating"

by Captain Cornelius February 1, 2020

Alabama Petting Zoo

When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.

Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????

by Roll_Turd May 26, 2023

petting

to stroke or pett ones genitals in a sexual manner, creating stimulation ones cock or pussy.

she petted me so hard i started to erect and jizzd all over her fucking body!

by The-Clasp September 24, 2003

sweet peaing

Sweet peaing is the act of grabbing a persons (preferably a larger male) waist and or love handles while shaking them in an affectionate way. As you shake your large male/friend you say "SWEET PEA".

The other day I was trying to hook up with this hot chick but all she wanted to do was sweet pea me. I was pissed.

I love when my girl friend is sweet peaing me in front of my friends.

I have this friend who sweet peas every fat person in site.

by Whore pea September 1, 2010