This shit is getting intense. Time to pull a Puerto Rican Pullout
RAY WHERE YOU GOING! RAY!
See you bitches this Puerto Rican is Pulling out.
DAMMIT, RAY ! FUCK YOU, RAY!
*Here Ray laughing as shit goes from bad to worse*
RAY WHERE YOU GOING! RAY!
See you bitches this Puerto Rican is Pulling out.
DAMMIT, RAY ! FUCK YOU, RAY!
*Here Ray laughing as shit goes from bad to worse*
by Bleuinator July 21, 2016
The Puerto Rican Aftershock is a sexual move discovered by Columbus during his voyage to the beautiful island.
Upon climax, the male participant deposits his ejaculate in the small of his partner's (preferably a female human or goat of either sex) back when performing the 'el perro' position (translation: doggy style) or on his lover's chest between her chi-chi's (breasts) so it forms into a small pool. The lover is then ordered to stay still so the pool of love icing remains still. Movement that disturbs the canyon of cum results in a donkey punch. Note, if the partner is a donkey, it is just a punch.
The male then adds the juice of the passiflora edulis or passion fruit to the mixture. Rubbing the tip of his still chubbed (3/4 erect) penis into the salty sweet concoction he then fills his lover's mouth with the mixture delivered via his penis. It is considered rude and unappreciative if the partner lets any drop of the liquid fall to the floor.
Upon climax, the male participant deposits his ejaculate in the small of his partner's (preferably a female human or goat of either sex) back when performing the 'el perro' position (translation: doggy style) or on his lover's chest between her chi-chi's (breasts) so it forms into a small pool. The lover is then ordered to stay still so the pool of love icing remains still. Movement that disturbs the canyon of cum results in a donkey punch. Note, if the partner is a donkey, it is just a punch.
The male then adds the juice of the passiflora edulis or passion fruit to the mixture. Rubbing the tip of his still chubbed (3/4 erect) penis into the salty sweet concoction he then fills his lover's mouth with the mixture delivered via his penis. It is considered rude and unappreciative if the partner lets any drop of the liquid fall to the floor.
After a night of dancing Doug took Rebecca to their hotel room in El Condado and performed the Puerto Rican aftershock.
by Ranger of Three Finger Park February 02, 2010
The act of cracking an egg in to womens vagina, then fuking it. Remove from said vagina and fry that s**t. Enjoy.
by The manly genius December 14, 2010
Etymology: Hispanic hygienic habits
Function: noun
1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water
Function: noun
1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water
by raygee July 01, 2004
by Rustytrumbone February 02, 2014
(n.) Instead of writing on an actual piece of paper, you write on some part of your body (usually the palm or back of hand) like a notepad.
This is called the "Puerto Rican" notepad because the writing will remain there until it get's washed off, which is not frequently done by Puerto Ricans. So it will be remembered and read often.
This is called the "Puerto Rican" notepad because the writing will remain there until it get's washed off, which is not frequently done by Puerto Ricans. So it will be remembered and read often.
Guy 1: That guy has "things to do today" written on his hand.
Guy 2: Yeah but that is dated for two weeks ago! That's a puerto rican notepad bitch!
Guy 2: Yeah but that is dated for two weeks ago! That's a puerto rican notepad bitch!
by capnkev April 21, 2009
This was never a term for boricuas. This is just some bullshit made up by jealous and racists pieces of shit. Keep enjoying eating that shit puta.
by Superdoopertruper October 14, 2021