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ass pirate

Your typical Caribbean Plunderer who enjoys "swabbing the poop deck" with his "first mate." Pastimes also involve comparing frigate sizes with other captains and polishing another captain's plank.

...Also ass pirates enjoy homosexual intercourse.
"Arr!! Its time to pillage the village"

"look mateys ive found buried treasure"

Ass pirate: "Lets get that poop deck dirrty"
by The 'vet gets em wet June 13, 2006
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Pirates Of The Caribbean

A trilogy of films documenting the tales of one Captain Jack Sparrow and his crew of wild yet loyal miscreants, and their quest to pillage the seas of the Spanish main. The first installment of which, entitled "The Curse of the Black Pearl," released in 2003, became widley popular as the first PG-13 Disney movie ever released. Also, the release of "Black Pearl" boosted the lead actor, Johhny Depp, into super-star status, also causing widespread fits of *fan girling worldwide. The second film, "Dead Man's Chest" proceeded to shatter all opening weekend records, grossing a supposed $155 million plus dollars in three days. Also starring Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly, the third installment of the epic Trilogy is currently filming, and is set to be released Memorial Day weekend of 2007.

* See fan girling.
"Did you see Johnny Depp in Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean?! He's so hot he made me get all 'fan-girl'!"
by Elizabeth V. August 3, 2006
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Drunk Pirate

One who becomes heavily intoxicated and steals whatever he can get his hands on. Once awakened in the morning, he finds himself lying atop a pile of treasure.
by Griz April 30, 2004
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piratess

Referring to the modern day Women Pirate, IE: Not a Wench, in so much as; she the Piratess considers herself to be equally qualified in the pirating profession and/or genre,as any male pirate. Not as a "play thing" or "pretty poppet" to be "plundered."
She will most likely be well armed and can usually be found captaining or navigating the ship. Certainly not a woman to be trifled with.
Mary Read, Anne Bonney, Grace O'Malley and Shi Xainggu are all wonderful examples of a true piratess.
by Vendredi le Bijoux February 17, 2007
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Emo Pirate

A pirate who doesn't rape and pillage but rather cries alone in the middle of his "ocean of sorrows" about not being able to find his pirate queen.
"Dude, did that pirate look gay to you?"
"Nah man, he's just an emo pirate"
by Dr. Koonie, PhD, OBGYN December 28, 2005
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piratebaying

To search for a term on The Pirate Bay or any other torrent tracker with an intent to download it or related content.
Alex: Holy shit! google RapeLay video game! It's exactly what it sounds like.
Jay: FUCK THAT, I'm already piratebaying it!
by YellowBoyInBrownTown May 31, 2009
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dumpster pirate

A scavenger who will rummage through your trash cans looking for recyclables or anything of value. A trashpicker.
Those damn dumpster pirates were here again and they made a huge mess digging though the garbage in our shitcans!
by TIMJB1 November 28, 2007
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