reddit premium

a service that makes you a mega loser forever and make you |lose/never get| friends

A: oh look u/*insert user here* he has reddit premium
B: don't even bother talking to him, he has reddit premium so he must be the king of losers.

by guest75462 February 27, 2024

Premium dong

To have a male appendage of outstanding amount and balance. 8-17 inches is considered premium. Anything under you should be ashamed

My PREMIUM DONG didn't fit into the outlet

by Why you need my name June 19, 2019

PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!

-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”

by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 23, 2017

Premium wank

When you finger your arsehole whilst wanking, creating double the pleasure

Oh Ewan, I had a great premium wank the other day, it felt so nice

by Harry eade December 26, 2021

premium molé

The Premium Molé is a top-quality mixture of marijuana and tobacco of the highest caliber, each layered one atop the other in patient succession. Most enthusiasts recommend consuming the entire Preem in one go. Truly a gentleman's bowl, guaranteed to fuck your shit up. Chib

I only smoke Premium Molés, my friend; while I appreciate your offer of skunk weed, I must decline:

by Certainly Not A Harvard Grad August 30, 2016