Lam

A cosmic alien in human form. He's the greatest you'll ever find. The most sapient, talented & otherworldly enlightening being. He works in ways you cannot see. Leader Amongst Men.

He: I wish I can find someone who I express myself in the most universal way and get what I mean.

He: You need to meet Lam.

by ArcturianTruth June 29, 2021

Lam Smooth

Tried in an asian way but failed.

Virgin Asian puts down his engineering books and talks to asian girl "Hey, you should check out this vegan restaurant with me."
Asian girl "Sure."
Virgin Asian "Then it's a date then..."
Asian girl "Wow... That was Lam Smooth of you. No thanks buddy."
Virgin Asian goes on a rage.

by That niggah November 21, 2009

Lam

Word meaning "cool". Used to refer to something that is kind of disturbing, but kind of cool.

Yo, that serial killer documentary was pretty Lam.

by glue_eater March 1, 2021

Lam

An extremely gay person who uses nothing but the most cringe-worthiest of emotes.

Is that Lam on his emote-trip again?

by GoldenGooseWithANoose November 23, 2021

Lam

_noun_
Short form of lame.
May also refer to a person making extremely lame jokes or repetitive ones.

Bruv, stop being a Lam, you're embarrassing!

by GoldenGooseWithANoose November 26, 2021

Lam

An iteration of a spelling error when trying to spell lamo, which itself is a spelling error of the popular abbreviation LMAO.

"Wow that's so funny, lam"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Oh sorry, lamo"
"Are you trying to write lmao?"
"Yeah sorry, I'm dyslexic..."

by Viktorsuxass January 24, 2019

Lammed

When an alumni comes back to college and think they can hang but end up puking all over themselves.

Ben: What happened last night?
Matt: You got lammed after that last mimosa at brunch.

by Ricky Randy May 7, 2018