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Jah

Bitch ass nigga wanna be like his cousins so bad, aint loyal, lightskinned, thinks hes the best at everything
by BBBZYYDFACTS June 14, 2022
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Jah

Usually has a huge cock. Always making jokes. Generally a fun person to be around.
Wow a Jah!!
by Jst.keyshia April 15, 2022
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jassiem/jah

the best skater to ever live ever unstoppable and can do the impossible simply just a real ass nigga
that kid is on some jassiem/jah shit
by the best ever to live November 22, 2021
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The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.
"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"
by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021
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cloudy/jah

the person who will listen to you till the day ends who will have open ears for you, a person that reminds you of the rapper XXXTENTACION who has sadly passed away. if your one of cloudys friends, he loves you a lot and your lucky to have him.
cloudy/jah: im sad

XXXTENTACION: were in this together brother
by theboywhowillexist October 2, 2022
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Jah

Word to describe the sexiest man alive. Be looking like a Creator called Tyler and be walking the walk to his talking the talk like Steven Hawkings couldn’t. No.1 member of the MadJenny Fan Club
Joe: Hey man, that guy is talking a load of brown, he is so not Jah.
by McGlynnEvan June 1, 2022
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Jah-Dee

(JAW-D)A noble creature that is capable of inspiring joy and happiness to all their person of gratitude sure they may often become overly optimistic but this is soon overshadowed by their own self loathing and then quickly washed away by their confidence this person lives everyday hoping to do something different something new something good but nevertheless they're an everyday average person just like you and me except not they try their best to be themselves the most , they will often make sacrifices for others, and often puts them first as well, but do not mistake this is weakness for they are not a fool they in fact happen to be very wise very intelligent as well their courageous charming funny, they often have to procrastinate before they get things done but they will get it done..... eventually, they also have to be a jack of all trades part of being a procrastinator is being or attempting to be good at things like guitar bass piano video games hacking socializing or even staying relevant.
"'Did you guys see Jah-Dee yesterday,they're a whole vibe"
-no one
by Cosmo says November 22, 2021
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