Olympic Van

A van that appears slow but when you try to overtake one they appear to have gained an extra 300bhp out of nowhere.

I was totally owned by an olympic van yesterday

by Chuggers March 16, 2010

Nasal Olympics

Where you use your nose to balance or hold things with....
Fern Cotton has big nostrils, NOT AS BIG AS MINE THO!!!
These bad boys can do anything... :D

50p Up the Left n 2x2p coins in tha other....
Nasal Olympics...
Clipper lighter in both nostrils...

by Chlo' November 22, 2010

Olympics and Chill

When youre in your room and your parents take Netflix and Chill to the next level.

Parents: *moaning* while turning Netflix and chill into olympics and chill

Child: Kill me now please

by JRhinae August 16, 2016

Olympic Twist

When you put your dick inside a Handroll and do the classic double hand twist motion.

I noticed you left with that Japanese girl, did she give you the good old Olympic twist?

by GermanShepherdOVO July 3, 2018

Jizz olympics

An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.

Where you there for the jizz olympics? Nah homie I was chilling with your wife

by aldini-thegreat May 16, 2018

Garret Olympics

A common re-rack in pong that originated at Plymouth state university. This re-rack consists of three cups down a line being connected with 2 cups touching the 3. This formation is also called “zipper” at D2 or higher universities.

Max:Yo can I get a garret Olympics?

Garret: bro fuck you that’s my name!

Max: but ur special, like the Olympics?
Garret: ya your right I’ll set it up.

by The wordsmith how are ya October 8, 2019

Shit Olympics

Used to call out complainers on their bullshit when they compare the difficulties in their life to the difficulties in someone else's life to indicate they have it worse and therefore deserve all the sympathy.

"Those starving kids in Africa, they don't have it bad. I can't afford groceries AND can't get a job because of my debilitating anxiety!", said Bob. "Nobody wins the Shit Olympics, Bob.", replied Sally.

by LoxianBausch December 4, 2019