Used to call out complainers on their bullshit when they compare the difficulties in their life to the difficulties in someone else's life to indicate they have it worse and therefore deserve all the sympathy.
"Those starving kids in Africa, they don't have it bad. I can't afford groceries AND can't get a job because of my debilitating anxiety!", said Bob. "Nobody wins the Shit Olympics, Bob.", replied Sally.
by LoxianBausch December 4, 2019
Get the Shit Olympics mug.Olympic-Wagoner : Hey, are you guys gonna watch the big hockey game tonight?
Guys: Umm yes, why do you care you've never liked sports.
Olympic-Wagoner : What are you talking about I've always loved Hockey.
Guys: Wow, your a god damn Olympic-wagoner.
Guys: Umm yes, why do you care you've never liked sports.
Olympic-Wagoner : What are you talking about I've always loved Hockey.
Guys: Wow, your a god damn Olympic-wagoner.
by Jobin87 February 28, 2010
Get the Olympic-wagoner mug.by GermanShepherdOVO July 3, 2018
Get the Olympic Twist mug.An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.
by aldini-thegreat May 16, 2018
Get the Jizz olympics mug.A common re-rack in pong that originated at Plymouth state university. This re-rack consists of three cups down a line being connected with 2 cups touching the 3. This formation is also called “zipper” at D2 or higher universities.
Max:Yo can I get a garret Olympics?
Garret: bro fuck you that’s my name!
Max: but ur special, like the Olympics?
Garret: ya your right I’ll set it up.
Garret: bro fuck you that’s my name!
Max: but ur special, like the Olympics?
Garret: ya your right I’ll set it up.
by The wordsmith how are ya October 8, 2019
Get the Garret Olympics mug.(1.) When someone tries to hold a contest on whose had it worse, as if suffering was a cereal box with a prize at the bottom.. And not in fact, a depressing reality with no winners.
(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.
A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.
A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
People who try to turn other people's pain into the suffering olympics, usually have one of two goals:
(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.
(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.
(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
by Olive989 March 15, 2023
Get the Suffering Olympics mug.by JRhinae August 16, 2016
Get the Olympics and Chill mug.