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oklahoma university

Home of Levi Schmitmeyer and the national weather center.
Weatherman Levi naps hard and studies hard at Oklahoma University
by Jendowowmene March 16, 2017
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Oklahoma steamer

A sexual act of shitting on your partners chest then wrapping them in clingfilm so that they steam up. Next you'll need to find yourself a nice Hill to roll them down (Don't forget to shout OKLAHOMA!) This is a historical practice that originated from Oklahoma in the early 1800's. It was used as part of a mating ritual
Dude I really wanted to bang Jessica so I took that bitch up to make out point and gave her an oklahoma steamer. We've got a date next Friday
by Ceejbuddy July 20, 2016
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Oklahoma Whirlwind

When a man eats a large, greasy meal and gets horrible gas. He then squats above a woman’s vagina and farts. The air blowing from his ass while farting tickles the woman’s clit, causing her to orgasm.
Man Steve, after that long night of drinking and White Castle, I went home and gave Courtney the best Oklahoma Whirlwind ever.
by OhYouNastyGurl October 27, 2018
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Oklahoma threesome

An Oklahoma threesome involves a man, a goat and a pony. It usually involves the man having anal sex with the goat while the pony performs a rimjob on the man.
Ma caught shitty Bill having an Oklahoma threesome in the barn. He was feeding to the goat while the pony licked his heiny.
by Egor Gorginski August 4, 2017
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oklahoma picnic

When you butter up an ear of corn and place it in your partners rectum.
Thomas had a nice Oklahoma picnic with his girlfriend.
by David Andres July 6, 2018
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Oklahoma Sasquatch

When you and your spouse or significant other dress up as Sasquatch and have intercourse in the Dollar General parking lot.
Did you hear that Dalton and Ashley did the Oklahoma Sasquatch?
by BigKountry April 14, 2021
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The Oklahoma Canoe

Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.
This girl from college did this new thing to me called “The Oklahoma Canoe” where she squeezed a shit on my leg.
by Mr.JM March 6, 2022
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