by Anonymous September 29, 2003
Get the lamb cannonmug. The act of taking only your ball sack out of your pants, choking the balls tightly to the bottom of the sack tightly with your fist, and then standing nonchalantly next to a friend in an attempt to get him or her to look them unknowingly. When and if they do look, you must bleat loudly, mocking a sheep.
That lousy Ralphy got me to look at his lamb brains the other night… and it was while I was eating too.
by Ted N. Renner May 2, 2006
Get the lamb brainsmug. 
A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!
1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"
Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"
Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"
2=
Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "
Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"
Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"
2=
Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "
by KaySof August 6, 2012
Get the Lamb Hoofingmug. When an alpha male dips his elongated ballsack into the gaping chasm of his submissive female’s anal cavity, followed by punching her in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract forcefully around the male’s testicles, thus marking the lambs
I fucked her so hard in the ass that she squirted substance all over my cock and balls so next thing I knew I was violently Marking the Lambs !
by xXHyamSteamLordXx August 21, 2019
Get the Marking the Lambsmug. To get Ryan Lambed is to get so fucked up that you’re rendered mentally handicapped. While Ryan Lambed, you’re extremely ignant and incapable of making rational decisions. All motor skills are reduced to about 30% of normal functionality while Ryan Lambed.
I got Ryan Lambed off my fucking balls the other night and kicked in someone’s front door. Needless to say I ended up in the back of a police cruiser.
by PB Richie February 22, 2019
Get the Ryan Lambedmug. by Max the idiot September 14, 2022
Get the Cult of lambmug.