OMG NTP!

OH MY GOD NO TOILET PAPER!

The horrifying realization there is no toilet paper after a significant bowel movement.
texting: had to take emergency sit down at Wal-mart. OMG NTP!
by dintx August 22, 2010
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OMG it's big!

"OMG it's big!" or "OMG it's huge!" (OMG acronym for, Oh My God!) A quote commonly used by females to describe a big penis usually when seen for first time. Though, statistics show most females use the phrase when seeing a big arachnid (like spiders.)
*Girl looks in huy's pants* OMG it's BIG!"

*Your mom sees a spider* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! OMG IT'S HUGE!!!"
by MC ST0RMPEGASIS February 07, 2016
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omg cult

A cult specifically for people who like to say OMG and wants to eventually take over the world. To join, one must pay $20 to the cult. (this money will go to buy cool t-shirts) O ya and Tyler isn't allowed in no matter what!
Tyler: I wish I was cool enough to be in the OMG Cult.
Erica,Brett,Elias: Well your not!
by Terb July 06, 2006
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OMG-Unit

An embellished form or omg. Usually used as a parody of an arleady pointless acronym
Bert: I just got an Xbox360
Me: OMG-Unit your cool now {/sarcasm
by KiNG`Joey March 17, 2007
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Omg Twins

It's what you say to someone when you are freakishly twin like. You can say it if you're wearing the same outfit, say the same thing, etc.
We both have crispy hair...Omg Twins!
by Sadester May 25, 2006
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OMG-G!

abbreviation of the phrase "oh my good god!"
A more intelligent version of the overated and highly irritating "omg". The exclamation is vital, it must not be omitted as it implies enthusiasm,excitment, and sheer horror. If you dont include the exclamation mark the green man will eat you. yeah, and im not even jokin' you.
used often in geek conversation.
e.g:
1.
"OMG-G! I threw a raisin at someone and a magical herron counter-attacked me"

2.
Stacey: "Sarah and Rachel are friends with the green man"
Graham: "OMG-G! you had better be jokin' me."
by sarah&rachel February 27, 2007
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OMG JOOZ

A type of moronic, vapid and hysteric antisemitism. Usually typified by a overblown and irrational reaction to something that the speaker blames the Jews for. Refers to antisemitism seen in juvenile internet forums and youTube comments, and the term derives from the style of writing often seen in such online comments.
There usually aren't too many interesting comments on a foxnews.com article about the economy until some troll goes all "OMG JOOZ" and starts blaming everything on Israel.
by robfrikkin July 06, 2009
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