honey bunches of oats

Not CEREAL
it's like Honey
or sweetie
babe, baby,

Hey honey bunches of oats lets get to bed.

by deserted is1and February 23, 2009

dumb oat

Synonym for "dumb ho", spoken with a cockney accent.

Look at that dumb oat getting fucked in the bushes.

by 122333444455555 November 25, 2007

oats ma goats

TOTALLY BRUH

"This is so true"
"Oats ma goats"

by Ruehvqmw<3jrhrbwjwiheheb April 26, 2017

Sowing your oats

To get a series of women pregnant over a short space of time.

Kevin - "Did you hear? I got 3 women pregnant last month?"
Bob - "Jeez. You were really sowing your oats"

by KermitTheMotherF'ingFrog May 7, 2015

Totes my oats

used in place of totally

Bill: Wanna go to the beach tomorrow?

Jason: Totes my oats!

by Jsolaracko September 15, 2011

grab oats and honey

v.:the act of removing a large or medium size, wet bodag from the rectal pubic hairs. This will often result in the removal of surrounding hairs and excruciating pain.

"Dude your shit stinks, go grab oats and honey. NOW! BITCH!"

by Daniel Cichocki October 5, 2005

fucking oats

a vastly unnecessary late night shopping trip.

Person 1: I want to make cookies despite the fact that its two am. But we need to buy oats first.

Person 2: I refuse to go buy any fucking oats

by ejerilio July 5, 2009