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Junkie Nutty

When a circus monkey drugs you and cuts open your nut sack and puts peanuts the size of your fists inside. SHAZZAM!!!! You now have the Junkie Nutty!!!
“Bro I’m so high what did that monkey do to me?”
“Bro you got the Junkie Nutty”
by IsaacJ404 October 3, 2019
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Nutty Ned

A Nutty Ned is someone who is so horny you just wanna punch them in the chest.
Horny boi: *horny face at female*
Some made up Australian guy: fuck off ya' fuckin' nutty ned
by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021
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Throw a nutty

A sudden spike in energy after suffering from cabin fever in the dead of winter, which is spent by sprinting, jumping, and playing intensely.
My dog, Bingo, will throw a nutty after spending too much time indoors by sprinting from room to room in a circular manner and jumping on furniture.
by Jiggerbat April 23, 2009
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Nutty Gummy

Spend $150 on the worlds largest gummy bear. Bore a hole approximately 2 fingers wide between the legs and all the way through to the middle of the head. Bore through both ears connecting the passages. Find 3 friends and fuck the gummy bear till you buy. First person to push all the cum out the ears wins. The person whose turn was after him has to suck it all out and start over with the remaining 3 players. Continue until one guy is standing… he is the loser.
Aye bro let’s play some nutty gummy! I’m feelin edgy today

Yeah, I have nutty gummy set up for the boys tonight. It’s gonna be liiittt
by JDR.com April 5, 2023
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rug nutty

(adj.)
This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.
-"Mom, why does grami have so many rugs in her little trailer?"

-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."
by myz!suckittrebek November 25, 2009
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Nutty sticked

Nutty sticked is when u put peanutbutter on ur Dick but your dog bites it off
I would smash but I got nutty sticked last night
by Swagy shagy February 10, 2019
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nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!
I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!
by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021
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