Nesting

The process of taking your girlfriend’s hair clippings and glueing them to your nutsack

After my girlfriend got a haircut I began nesting.

by Srg Spanker August 23, 2023

nestin

The feeling you get when you find the perfect spot on the couch and refuse to move for anything less than a national emergency.

Sheldon knows where his Nestin is.

by HandledMessiah July 11, 2024

nestin

(noun) The feeling you get when you find the perfect spot on the couch and refuse to move for anything less than a national emergency.

Sheldon knows where his Nestin is.

by HandledMessiah July 11, 2024

nestin

The art of skillfully dodging social plans and responsibilities by feigning sudden, severe allergies to all known forms of communication.

She nestined her way out of this!

by HandledMessiah July 11, 2024

Nestin

A guy who has the inexplicable ability to find the one loose thread on a sweater and obsessively pick at it until said sweater is irreparably damaged.

Hide your sweaters cause Nestin's coming!

by HandledMessiah July 11, 2024

Nestin

A guy who strategically retreats to the bathroom during social gatherings, where he spends an extended period of time pondering life's mysteries while pretending to need an unusually long time to wash hands.

Nestin has been nesting in the bathroom quite a while now.

by HandledMessiah July 11, 2024

nestin

The unofficial "Game Master Extraordinaire" of any friend group, known for turning every casual board game night into an epic quest with elaborate character backstories and homemade rule modifications that no one understands but everyone pretends to go along with.

As soon as Nestin dons his 'Game Master Extraordinaire' hat, our once-simple board games become sprawling adventures where every dice roll carries weight and every decision shapes the fate of our characters.

by HandledMessiah July 11, 2024