Jack-Nelson

Most complicated and most retarded person you will meet. If you see him, don’t say something stupid.

Jack-Nelson is a retard

by ShawnMendes#74 December 31, 2017

willie nelson

An alternative term for weed, the wacky tobacky, the Hippie Lettuce, the non-stop THC commuter train to Stonerville: marijuana.

"...Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine."
The Tragically Hip, Bobcaygeon, Phantom Power (1998)

by Miles Murphy January 29, 2008

Judd Nelson

A member of the Brat Pack actors of the 1980s who rose to fame in the movies of John Hughes. Immortalised in Dogma by Jay of Jay And Silent Bob and later given a cameo in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.

Jay: Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh.

by Captain//Fantastic September 17, 2008

talee nelson

an asshole who only thinks of himself and is stubborn in every way,doesnt give a shit if he hurts as long as he's happy.only thinks of himself,and is very rude and mean.but you still love him.

talee nelson: i love you
me: i love you too
talee nelson: i hate you
me: wtf..

by rooanne March 30, 2009

Nelson Barber

a h3kt!C a$ mAl3 fr0M m3LbZ wH0 !$ M@ b3$T fR@@@@nD

Madame: Who's dat siqcunt hektic breww?
Courtney: Is Nelson Barber brew, he's h3kt!C a$

by yentruoc nnagcm October 25, 2010

sweaty nelson

When a particularly large man engages in sex with a unusually small woman and completely engulfs her in his body, while at the same time sweating profusely and making loud grunting noises. During the act of a Sweaty Nelson the man must constantly spill dip spit or intentionally put used chewing tobacco on the participant, it may even be used as a lubricant.

Bro I can't believe she left you what happened
I pulled the sweaty nelson

by Dr slippyfist January 15, 2014

Isaiah Nelson

A BIG FREAKING JERK WHO THINKS HES COOL BUT NOT AND ISNT AND IS MEAN AND SINGLE BUT CAN NEVER MINGLE LOL. WANT MORE? OKAY, HE THINKS HIS HAIR IS GOOD BUT GOD NO ITS HORRIBLE ITS LIKE UGH. HIS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS PLAY COOLMATH. HE 15 WITH 2 LITTLE MISTAKES, ALSO TRYING TO BE SOBER. AND GOOD LUCK TRYING TO PLAY APEX WITH HIM BECAUSE HE CANT EVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT OR TO BUSY WITH GOD KNOWS WHAT. LOL. Isaiah Nelson approves this message:)

Isaiah Nelson just your ordinary white boi;(

by kokobutter March 21, 2019