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fuck my life button

The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.
Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.

Matt: No!

Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.

Matt: Dam that's a bummer.
by D1G1T_ October 5, 2009
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McLifer

Someone who works full time at Mcdonalds or has worked there far to long
my friend james dropped out of uni to go work at mcdonalds, what a mclifer
by tommy060289 July 13, 2006
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my life is average

An average website where averagely awesome people summarize their average days/lives. These people are awesome and need not to be asked how they get to be this way. (as in, totally awesome)
go to mylifeisaverage.com to see the official site for My Life Is Average (of course, what else would it be? just, don't even ask....)
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melifer

Melifer is a very different girl.She is loyal and caring. She is not like other girls. She that type of girl that has haters because she is beautiful. Melifer is a good friend is helpful. She can be shy if she isn't comfortable with you. She is crazy and funny. When she wants something she will work hard to get it . She dosent like to show how she is feeling. When you hurt her she will never go back to you.Melifer can be overprotective over the people she loves. She is gorgeous!! Melifer's are really hard to find so when he meet one never let her go.
Melifer is such a great person.
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shit on my life

as when something extremely bad happens to you.
joe: dude i think i just failed out of college
brad: nuhuh sucks dude
joe: yeah, shit on my life!!
by raver9876 May 18, 2009
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fuck my life

a term that is used to express that something has gone wrong and ruined your plans., but used in small situations that really affect nothing important.
"awww man, I bought the wrong gum, fuck my life."
by look_im_a_skater April 8, 2009
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You Light Up My Life

a totally mushy, godawful song that eptimizes how rotten popular music was in the late 70s. It was recorded by Debby Boone and supposedly spent 10 weeks on top of the charts. It is now used as an "inspirational" song at Fundamentalist church services. Now no one else wants to even remember it. Overhyped corporate teen country rubbish queen Leann Rimes covered it on one of her forgettable disposable albums of trash in the late 90s or early 00s. For a real good "Jesus song" check out "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by the Irish rock band U2. That song is from the heart and is not a piece of corporate garbage.
I saw a fundie "religious service" one Sunday when I was in the Army. The crowd was shouting, chanting and shaking their fists into the air. They were clapping, hooting and hollering like nobody's business. Then someone noodled on a piano and they all sang that horrible number "You Light Up My Life". Then there was cheering and alot of "AMEN"s and "HALLELUJAH"s. Oh the horror! I expected to see someone in a black shirt with a swastika armband to step up to the podium. It was so sieg heil.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 13, 2007
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