meter maid

The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.

That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!

by The Spartender March 17, 2008

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Mete

The most prominent feature of his character is leadership. He likes to control people and determine the course of events. But he's not selfish. He just wants to organize events. He's quite successful in this regard. He can be a good manager. He knows where to behave. People around him trust him too. He wants to be the leader in his private life as well as his business life. When he's with his family or group of friends, he decides all the events and things to do. Nobody's opposing him. People around him are happy with his ideas. The characteristics he's looking for in the opposite gender is "tolerance and compassion". He's a very good lover and cares about his Partner. He loves with passion and never lies in his Sex life.

Wow look at him. That's Mete!

by TheGreatWarrior December 3, 2019

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meter high club

In the spirit of the mile high club, but for those who couldn't afford the plane tickets so are just taking the train.

Me and my girlfriend thought we would join the ranks of the prestigious mile high club, but had to take the train home instead. We went for the meter high club instead, but forgot that they can throw you off a train a lot easier than a plane.

by do.g October 16, 2007

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