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Masshole Moto 

1: We may be lost but we're makin' good time!

2: Anyone from MASS who likes gettin dirty in the garage, Make their own parts, Do their own work and putting together any type of death trap that can sling them down the road in a dangerous fashion and a high rate of speed.-eg. motorcycles, hot rods, minibikes, lead sleds,a fuckin moped,ect..

3: Would rather party in the garage than watch T.V. in the house.

4: Fuck Cunts!

5: Fuck ya if you can't take a joke!
Holly shit! Those Masshole Moto dudes just ripped though here on they're scoots, did some burn out's drank all the beer and picked up all the chicks.

Them fellas at Masshole Moto can build some sick shit!
Masshole Moto by El P. November 21, 2011
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Moto-Marg 

A high-test tequila margarita infused with a potent THC Tincture (Alcohol or Glycerine based). Packs a punch, but maintains THC mellowness w/o overbearing agressive nature of tequila.

Derived Origin:
Moto- Mexican slang for Marijuana
Marg- Traditional Mexican Beverage

2 parts Tequilla
1 part Orange Liquor (Cointreau, Grand-Ma, Citronage, Tripple Sec, ect.)
1 part fresh squeezed lime (sugar?)
? part THC Tincture (based on potency...Less can always be more)

Optional Ingredients (select 1-2)
Splash Simple Syrup
Splash Orange Juice
Splash (Hefeweizen, Blonde or similar unfiltered beer)
This Moto-Marg totally ripped my dome, but i gotta go hit the head and drain the main vein.

moto-run 

Short for "motivational run"; Refers to a formation run where cadence is called out to keep everyone running in unison. Generally scheduled before a long weekend to show esprit de corps.
There'll be a battalion moto-run Friday at zero-five, so make sure you bring your glow strap and Green on Green.
moto-run by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

moto van 

A van used to haul around dirt bikes. Normally seen by girlfriends as creepy and raper-ish
Hey man, you wanna take the moto van down to the races?
moto van by Woody_60 April 6, 2017
Master of the obvious
When one points out the obvious
Jonathan luu is the Moto
Moto by Dex182 May 22, 2018

Yucca moto 

When somone rides a Suzuki drz 125cc motorbike really slowly
Yucca moto was really bad at the race today
Yucca moto by Randy lad July 26, 2018
Moto is a friendly handsome badass and has the warmest heart. He has the best cheekbones and an amazing jawline. He has a friendly smile and has the best sense of humour. He will don anything for his friends and family and will stick with the ones he loves. He is trustworthy and loyal and he has a shoulder to cry on and the best words to make you smile.
Moto is an amazing friend.
Moto by Bazfawz115 October 26, 2018