the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.
mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails
nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male
nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male
by relayZZZ April 24, 2022
Get the rigor mortis male mug.A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it
Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?
by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025
Get the I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS mug.When someone is braindead, talks a lot of smack. Doesn't know how milk works, if you play games with him he does absolutely nothing for the team. Works as a school janitor, he'll suspect anyone to be an alt when in a discord server or anywhere for that matter and say how much sand they have in their vagina. Goes on discord with his mic on, just breathing heavy when it's unnecessary which adds nothing of good conversation.
Guy: I have no idea with what you just said.
Other person: Haven't you heard? Apparently that's called pulling a morty.
Guy: Well I suppose that clears it up, what he just said literally made not a lick of inane thought. He's trying so hard trying to appear tough when he has nothing to show for it.
Other person: Haven't you heard? Apparently that's called pulling a morty.
Guy: Well I suppose that clears it up, what he just said literally made not a lick of inane thought. He's trying so hard trying to appear tough when he has nothing to show for it.
by Cemorolen September 26, 2025
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by BasedBapt April 1, 2022
Get the Rick and morty mug.The worst show ever!!! I hate it! it sucks! very inappropriate! ugly stupid aliens! made episode about living sperm! stoopid! I hate rick and Morty and i also really hate solar opposites! they have bad words! they have ugly art thingys! eyes look weird! morty has wierd dreams about crush!!!! he touches boba! very inappropriate! morty impregnated a robot! very weird! rick burps too much! morty voice is SO annoying! like "oH JeEbZ RiCk!' shut up you buthole! they touch people badly! the only good thing about this show is....NOTHING! it all sucks! i hope it gets cancelled! its really bad and unfunny! i hate it so much! i would rather watch bluey than this show! so in conclusion rick and morty is the worst thing to ever graze the surface of the earth i hope that they cancel the show and that all the writers dont work any more! I HATE RICK AND MORTY THEY NEED TO CANCEL IT NOW!!!!!!!!!! WHAT PLESURE DO YOU FIND WATCHING A TEENAGE BOY HAVING BAD THOUGHTS AND PLOOPING IN PP IN A RROBOT AND A DRUNK GRANDPA THAT MAKES MAC AND CHEESE OPEN YOUR EYES ITS BAD BAD BAD!!! I HATE RICK AND MORTY!!! I HOPE ALL THE (Fictional characters) ALL DIE AND NEVER SHOW UP AGAIN AND MEN IN BLACK ERASE EVERYONES MEMORYS OF THAT DOO DOO SHOW!!! I HATE RICK AND MORTY! THE SIMPSONS AND FAMILY GUY ARE BETTERRRRR! RICK AND MORTY MAKES ME WANT TO EAT A HOT DOG THE GAY WAY! WHY IS IT STILL AIRING! IT NEEDS TO BE CANCELED NOWWW! Justin
Roiland CAN GO FLARP HIMSELFFF! HIS BRAIN IS NOT RIGHT!!!!! HE IS STOOPID!!!
Roiland CAN GO FLARP HIMSELFFF! HIS BRAIN IS NOT RIGHT!!!!! HE IS STOOPID!!!
by RETAREDED 69 NUTCRAKER February 22, 2024
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"Oh geez rick I'm morty remember me!"
by Kostya The Wordmaker March 29, 2024
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