MOBtard

proper noun - A name used to disrespectfully discribe a single person who defies the set limits, rules, or regulations of any one other person. this word is used in many instances because it is based solely on self preceptive rules. someone who over attacks based on a set of hits per day, even if they are retaliating against someone else who are levels below their own level. a person who uses vulgar and disrespectful terminology like racist comments or swearing on someone else's page. Anyone who believes their own personal rules must be followed otherwise they are claimed to be a MOBtard.

this MOBtard has been hitting me 50 times per day for the last 3 days can someone take care of him?

some MOBtard just told me i was a fucking piece of shit.

This guy keeps hitting me day in day out and leaving comments on my page that i am a bitch, he is the definition of a Mobtard.

These people with this stupid ass 3 hits per day rule are just a bunch of fucking MOBtards!

by METAL BLOOD September 24, 2009

molotov cocktail

a bomb made up of a glass bottle with a flammable liquid inside and with a gasoline-soaked cloth inside and coming out the top. It is lit and thrown and explodes on impact creating an instant inferno. First used in World War 1

Big Bird: hey kids today we're gonna teahc you how to make your own molotov cocktail.

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

mobtown

a nickname for Baltimore Maryland

I'm from mobtown bitch!

by Display_Name December 9, 2008

Mobettify

(mo-bet-i-fi)To make Mo-Betta
"mobettified" after you've made mo-betta

Hey man this cars a fuckin' piece of crap right now, but we can mobettify that shit with some new rims and a paint job.

by Ted Davis March 17, 2007

monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.

Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".

by Murray G April 11, 2008

Mobitly

To be a large fat pizza faced nerd.

He's quite Mobitly.

by Main Mangs February 26, 2010

Monoteam

a one person team

Dude in Ninja Assasin Raizo was on a monoteam against all those other ninjas!!

by redo92 December 31, 2009