Minecraft

A game where only the most powerful of the powerful can possibly survive survival Minecraft. You try it, wish you luck.

Guy: Bro I’m pro at life
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy: I beat the ended dragon in Minecraft and collected my elytra.
Guy 2: man you are good at life!

by Bayfuhq March 29, 2020

Minecraft

The product of deficating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal

Person 1) Dude; are you minecrafting?
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

the act of slapping people to death on servers with a sharpness 10000 raw salmon.

Person 1: Hi

Person 2: *slaps*
chat: Unnamed was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using SPANKER 5000
Person 1: WTF???????
Person 2: Its Minecraft you stupid ass son of a bitch

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020

Minecraft

The best game in the world until ur file gets corrupted

Minecraft is my favorite game I also killed the wither today that's fun. Then my fucking world got corrupted

by Dbb101lucky May 17, 2020

Minecraft

That one game that makes you super nostalgic. Wanting the good ol' days back

the nostalgia of Minecraft:

*Sweden begins to play, drowning out all your thoughts as it fills your head*

*You begin crying*

by poopooman28 May 12, 2019

Minecraft

A game conceived by god to be played on multiple devices. This game is a 1st 2nd and 3rd person game. You have the power to do whatever you please in this game.

“Yo 🅱️hil u wanna play some Minecraft w/ me.”

by T-series succ March 25, 2019

Minecraft

Possibly the best game in the world.

"Why were you up so late last night?" "I was playing Minecraft."

by Mekacz March 24, 2020