Mika

A big juicy snail who like to shit on herself and eat poop in her free time.

one of a Mika habits is to throw feces on people's face. Usually you can find a Mika inside her house far away from people crying herself to sleep.

Charlie: Hey you have to stop shit on yourself, stop being a Mika!
Jason: yooo, look at this big fat snail here, I bet she is a Mika

by ThePrinceAssyTheth3 November 22, 2021

Mika

A narcissistic person who hides behind her "sweet" facade to manipulate others. She doesn't care if she hurts other people because they'll overlook it just like they overlook her head due to the fact that she's 4ft 11".

Be careful around mikas' you never know whether they're really your friend

by Kafka111 December 14, 2023

Mika

Fluent in english.

If you ever meet a mika remember to ask him about the word BUYEST.

by Crispy24 February 24, 2022

Mika

a very funny person who is often dumb founded but a reliable friend.

Person A: "OMG! it's a MIKA!"
Person B: "Let's befriend them!"

by apersonsnameistaken December 26, 2022

Mika

A very bossy person, a girl, brunette, blue eyed,load, obnoxious,happy

I love being a Mika

by Mlm2008 November 4, 2019

Mika

she is a total tomboy! all her friends are boys and never really fit in with girls. she has some friends with girls but when you want her to be truly happy send her to boys! she is super duper chill and fun. she is the sportiest girl you’ll ever meet and would love to go see a sports game with her. she is sometimes the biggest flirt/frecky girl you’ll ever meet she can also be a hoe tho so don’t get to attached!

yo mika let’s go to the cubs game -sac

bet! i call shot gun-mika
not if i beet you there ;) -sac

by skalyar dana April 13, 2020

Mika

Someone who is constantly chasing clout. Most likely going to ask you what you are doing when she is bored, but also ghost you when you are bored.

Doesn't acknowledge banter. Sucks at bantering back. Wishes she was Dilly so badly.

Mika sent our texts to another group chat.

by 123456ers October 15, 2019