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This term can only be explained by a picture .... a picture you will have to ask me for because UrbanDictionary won't let me upload it .... but rest assured the bloke to whom this term refers, knows well and truly it's him .... Yug .... this one's for you ;)
I got this awesome postcard with Miss North Melbourne on it
by Hey...Yug...its.. Jig December 19, 2024
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North Melbourne

A great team back in the 1990's but they are now very shit as we have been on the bottom of the ladder for many years now.

Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
News reporter: A coach of an AFL team has recently been sacked.

Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
by AussieCUNT123 April 23, 2022
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Melbourne

The city that is better than sydney and everyone is only permitted to dress in black
You can experience 4 seasons in just under an hour!
Expect to find eshays at almost every train station, threatening you and trying to steal ur nike tns, and threatening to shank you.
Tourist: Wtf?!? It was 50°c two minutes ago!! How is it snowing!?! How is it snowing in Melbourne?!?
by MaxiTheTaxi January 9, 2024
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Melbourne

Melbourne is a great place, has lots to do, great history, amazing public transport and is of course the birthplace of footy. Everything about Melbourne is great, including the people.
Except for the children.
In Melbourne, most twelve year old kids have already had sex, vaped, smoked, done drugs or whatnot. Melbourne is fucked.

I’m from Melbourne btw.
Chinese: wife we should move to melbourne!!!
Everybody from melbourne: don’t for your sake and ours.
by Chris Wilder November 9, 2021
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Melbourne

Melbourne is a shithole
by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
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Melbourne

melbourne is a super huge weird city in australia that always says its better than sydney but who cares. everyone says melbourne is really good but we're really just a dumb place with a lot of gangs and eshays and crimes and stuff. mainly in fitzroy and northcote there are literally so many eshays and lads stealing cars and bashing people and stuff like that. the beaches are better in sydney. there are a lot of old men that stare at you creepily if you go to fitzroy north. we have some cool stuff though like the MGC and federation square and good food. there are heaps of wannabe mafia gangs mainly made up of eshays. also dont miss out on the royal melbourne show or else you will be dissapointed.
"look at that kid, he looks like an eshay from Melbourne,"
by the jet black wings July 25, 2019
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Melbourne Eyebrow

The sexual act of one man ejaculating onto the forehead of another and allowing it to dribble into the eye.
Lucky he took out that eyebrow piercing; the Melbourne eyebrow he just got would have gummed it right up.
by Zog 69 April 1, 2016
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