Mattababy

A pervasive unpleasant odour, often picked up on by quipsters, much to the dismay of those around them.

‘It smells like a mattababy in here’
‘What’s a mattababy?’

by Spoop784 June 20, 2024

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Mattacadabra

Intoxicatingly sensual and charismatic slow burn draws your love in as a beautiful friend and when least expected wake up in love with all spells completed until the end of all earths, with a insatiable obsession in physical, sexual and spiritual relm in which the rest of the world never existed as nothing else compares or could compare. A force of love you thought maybe if I was Jasmin and him Aladdin but the presence of one human is more than the carpet and the Genie with endless wishes. Perfect man undercover in plain site always there until whiskey unlocks nudity and utter obsession forever and ever.

Just like that "Mattacadabra" I have plans to make things dissappear, Magic Mattas sexy dick every opportunity for ever, longest standing wand trick in the block course to date. 1 year block completed.

by Leeseyloosnotsorry September 21, 2025

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