michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.

Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas

by Mudjacker January 6, 2018

kentucky derby margarita salt

Ketamine.

"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"

by blkbrd January 22, 2025

Margarita

This is a totally sexy, young, blonde, beautiful girl that everyone loves! She is hardworking, smart, sweet, has a great sense of humour, and practically every guy is in love with her. An incredible kisser. She is athletic and has amazing talents in almost everything. Knows how to have fun. She can be horny at times and does love her pleasures. Anything she wears makes her sexy and brings out her body.

Person 1: yo did you see that girl????
Person 2: yeah man... She's Margarita, I love her

by Good example November 21, 2021

Siesta Margarita

Salt coated testicles are placed on sleeping victims lips, thus forming the salt rim. Substitute tequila with a massive load of semen in the mouth of recipient.

Dude, I just gave that chick a top shelf siesta margarita.

by Guy still on the couch November 1, 2010

White City Margarita

Mountain Dew and bottom-shelf plastic bottle tequila. Drink of choice in the White City trailer parks. For those special times when you want to create drama on a Tuesday afternoon and have the Jackson County Sheriffs deputies stop by, or when you need to get drunk before going to the bar because you’ve only got enough money to put a few dollars worth of gas in the car to go out dancing and find a new baby daddy.

You got any Dew? I’m making White City Margaritas before we go to RonkyTonk to pick up guys.

by CapnSlappy August 26, 2022

Midvale Margarita

An alcoholic drink made with a mixture of Mt. Dew and Tequila. Originated and named after Midvale, Ohio, a town composed of poor white trash with no culture and no idea how to make an actual margarita.

Nothing beats authentic Mexican food like that Taco Bell down in Uhrichsville mixed with a Midvale Margarita!

by OH-IO December 2, 2019

Glendale Margarita

A Glendale Margarita is a woman born with steel ingrained into her backbone. She is a force to be reckoned with when she, or her family, are crossed. Her strength and resilience have been built strong from her past experiences. A Glendale Margarita has a pure heart of gold and it shows through her words and actions daily. She won't let simple disasters slow her down!

Them: Who's that little Latina running circles around those nurses?
Me: She is the Glendale Margarita! Pure resilience and badassery!

by wanderwoman_jku August 9, 2024