Song: Give me one margarita, I’ma open my legs…two margaritas, I’ma give you some head…three margaritas, I’ma put it in my puss…four margaritas, I’ma put it in my tush…
by Notsohotsauce October 08, 2023
When you snort cocaine out of someone's asshole. The cocaine is like the salt from a Margarita. It is a scoota margarita because scoota stands for snort cocaine out of the asshole.
by cockmastaP February 23, 2010
4 fingers of tequila, usually Casa Migos. Originated in Oxford, England by his Royal Highness, King Scurd.
by Gregmonroe April 22, 2023
An alcoholic drink made with a mixture of Mt. Dew and Tequila. Originated and named after Midvale, Ohio, a town composed of poor white trash with no culture and no idea how to make an actual margarita.
Nothing beats authentic Mexican food like that Taco Bell down in Uhrichsville mixed with a Midvale Margarita!
by OH-IO December 02, 2019
An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.
by Mr fingers August 04, 2017
Not unlike a Paula, a Paula Margarita is the oracle of natural beauty, exoticness, & uniqueness. She is wild & delicious, just like a typical Margarita. Except this one is always made with Patron, popular & smooth, with a kick!
"Paula Margarita sure wore me out last night. She had me seeing double! "
"He'll need a night to recover after a Paula Margarita!"
"He'll need a night to recover after a Paula Margarita!"
by KariAnnTheWildFlower December 20, 2016
When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.
I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.
by Gigglesnshit May 24, 2023