All-Hole Marathon

A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.

“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner”

by Orcafalls October 23, 2023

Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023

Midnight marathon

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.

Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.

by Sexydimma May 14, 2021

Marathon ghosting

Marathon Ghosting (noun)
The act of repeatedly disappearing from someone’s life for long stretches of time, only to reappear sporadically when lonely, bored, or in need—often dragging out the relationship dynamic for months or years without genuine commitment. Unlike one-time ghosting, marathon ghosting is a cycle of using and abandoning, leaving the other person emotionally strung along.

She only needs me when she's at rock bottom and there's nobody else, classic marathon ghosting!

by Krackinrocks August 22, 2025

life marathon

The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.

Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.

I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.

by sangreazul December 21, 2010

Glaswegian Marathon

When you're so charged after a sesh you opt out of a cab and just run home full speed.

"How did you get home last night?" "Had a Glaswegian Marathon run on the way home and didn't have money for an uber anyways."
"How yoos get home last night, was alright?" "Had a Glasgae Marathon runner on the way home and dinae have money for an uber anyways."

by osuiqueue May 11, 2019

Marathon

A f--k--g type of thing where people race each other.

My cat ran a f--k--g marathon.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025