Crispy Mango

(noun) A male gamer that hears a female gamer speak via microphone on a public server and proceeds to act childish and annoying to attract their attention. Usually a Crispy Mango tries to act cute and say nice things to the female in order to woo her, but to everyone else he is just an annoying tool that probably has never spoken to another female other than their mother.

(Halo Matchmaking)
Female: Oh yea! Overkill, bitches!
Crispy Mango: *OMG A GURL* Oh hey! Yea good job. You’re so good at this game. You must play a lot, huh? Btw you have a nice voice. Do you sing? We should sing Disney songs together! “I can show you the world!”
Female: wut…

Everyone else: omg dood, stfu go capture the flag noob!

by M. C. Gutierrez January 7, 2015

Manggings

Man-GGINGS: (n) Traditional leggings, worn on a male, usually in conjunction with Laker related footwear.

Peter did not wear any manggings to the Laker game. That was Kathy.

by Walterwiggum November 2, 2009

mango

other word for acting gay with the homies. Also known as mook or fruity

yo harry you actin mad mango for no reason quit it

by biggdk January 13, 2020

Mango dick

A Urushiol outbreak on ones genitals similar to a poison ivy outbreak caused by receiving oral sex immediately after your wife eats a mango too close to its skin.

Dude my wife ate a mango and sucked my dick right after....apparently if you eat a mango too close it it’s skin, it can cause a poison ivy like outbreak around the lips...now I got mango dick and it’s dry and itchy man what the fuck did I do to deserve this shit

by Sweatpant crook December 13, 2020

Mangontodaycalaloopy

When your looking outside your window and you just see beautiful sunny skies AND your just like ahh it's a beautiful day outside

It just such a Mangontodaycalaloopy day, I just love Mangontodaycalaloopy days their the best

by Mangontodaycalaloopy January 14, 2021

Mango

Mango is a very special and meaningful word to many people across the world. This word refers to that special someone. You use it when you want to talk about them without exposing your love life to the whole world. Only your friends will understand the code and it can be very useful when the special someone is in a close radius.

"Look at them they are so amazing!"
"Who?"
"Mango of course!!"
"Ah yes i see."

by mashedpotatoesareprettyswag May 3, 2021

Mango Mouse

A person practicing monogamy and or unfamiliar with polyamorous culture and practices. Usually used by the polyamorous internet community. Rather than derogatory, this is most often used as a term of endearment for friends, family and allies of polyamorous individuals.

My sister is super mango mouse, but bless her heart… she’s trying to be supportive.

by Pineapple Upside-down Cake April 19, 2023