Magnus

I have no words for how great he is

geeze is that magnus?

by simpinganewdudeeveryday November 1, 2021

Sneaky Magnus

When you put in two balls but only pay for one.

Did you hear what happened last night? He did a Sneaky Magnus and ran away.

by Magsel March 6, 2022

Magnus

He is a guy with a big black cock

magnus

by sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsfdf June 4, 2021

Magnus

Often misunderstood, 'Magnus' is actually derived from and originated in, lyrics to a Zeds Dead song. Anyone thought to exist at this static vibration is/was merely a glitch in the simulation.

Your Magnus, your magnus.

by Qlolop May 27, 2021

You and Magnus

Still a couple of fucking sissies though.

Hym "Hey, You and Magnus can eat a bag of dicks ok? Hey, middle finger to butthole4🖕 Oh wait, what!? I didn't see 'sit and spin' in 1! Ooooh man! Terrible stuff from me! Real amateur stuff from me there. Wow! Hold on. Let me calculate this quick. Takes takes takes... Middle finger HERE instead 🖕 And then... Nope... Nope. It's still just sit and spin... That's crazy."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Magnus effect

Performance anxiety arising while holding a winning position against #1 chess player Magnus Carlsen, often leading to throwing the game despite having had a winning position.

He was 2 pawns up and still managed to lose. The Magnus effect is real.
I hide the opponent's name so I don't get the Magnus effect.
When playing the tournament, focus on the pieces, not the player. Dont let the Magnus effet get ya

by AleksKiryan July 16, 2025

Magnus

The name of my future husband.

Yes, Magnus is my husband.

by Muuuunchkinnnn August 12, 2025