moot

mouth toot

i accidentally mooted when i was drinking from my water bottle

by zaglo July 29, 2025

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Moot Face

When a mans beard resembles a putrid unkempt women’s vagina.

Look at that putrid cunts beard...what a moot face he is.

by Kappacc November 23, 2019

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Moot

Referring to significant other also known as baby or babe or bae.

I miss you moot.

by Lovey2344 April 11, 2020

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moot rat

When james searches for moot.

"Hi im james the moot rat."
"Close ya moot ya dog"

by Moot rat February 11, 2024

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Moots

A group of self centred cunts that talk shit about eachother 24/7 and have no real friends.

The main Moots: we are so cool and fun and we are better than everyone else.

Everyone else: we hate the main moots they are the ugliest hoes I have ever seen in my life i would literally pay to get rid of them

by daddypig12839203 December 21, 2022

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goat moot

When a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. When you don't want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer.

Excuse me, we have GOAT MOOT over here on checkstand 5. Need assistance and vodka, stat. SOS.

by SmarterChild15 April 8, 2015

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