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Let’s Go Mets

The phrase that is said during sexual intercourse by the male when ejaculating.

Also a phrase used by best friends during a party to identify when one or the other has a female to go home with.
“Let’s Go Mets!” said Frank as he orgasmed.
“Let’s Go Mets! said Gary to his friend to ensure him he had a hunny in the bag.
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Let’s Go Mets

The phrase used by a male during sexual intercourse at the point of ejaculation. Also the phrase used by best friends at a party when they are with a female and have high hopes for the night.
Let’s go Mets!” said Uncle Jerry and his penna made a kaka.
“Let’s go Mets” said Quinn to Colon as all the hot dame flicked him at the bar.
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The Met

A name commonly used in Lancashire to refer to a Metropolitan Hotel Pub. The Metropolitan is a chain, similar to Weatherspoons, except far larger and more impressive.
You'd bring a camera to the met, but not 'spoons. Also, spoons sells terrible but far cheaper alcohol.
A Met' is usually the largest pub in a square mile and will be filled with either toffs or scroungers, never anything above middle class though.
Lanc 1:I'll bob by The met on't way back, y'u com'n wi'?
Lanc 2:Aye Mate. Spoons'd be cheaper 'ough.
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met thot

a thot from the 803
She a met thot.
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Gaan speel met jou pa

To go play with ones father instead of me
Guy 1 : you got some big ass ears
Guy 2 : fuck you! Gaan speel met jou pa
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How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
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