Lisa Mao

Chairman Mao’s (almost as bad) great granddaughter

Yo you gotta be careful of that Lisa Mao! She’s gonna be the next dictator like her ancestor

by Getcrunk November 23, 2021

Leo the Mao

Highest king and founder of the Kekeke dynasty, which rules over Billistan until today.
He appears to be extremely inbred, which caused him to lose the ability to meow properly.

I had such an honor to be scratched by King Leo the Mao today. I feel so blessed.

by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

Ming Mang Mao

When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.

Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!

by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022

Mao

Mao is the definition of cute

This mao is really mao

by yehtochchchchc March 27, 2021

mao zu xi

a person as good as god

boy: hey ur mao zu xi girlfriend

girl: thx ur too

by thechinagod December 7, 2020

Mao

-An exclamation made as a response when someone tells you to do something you don't want to do but know you should.

-A way to express stubbornness or a spirited nature in a playfully oppositional way.

-Inspired by the sound a cat makes when either annoyed or annoying others.

Person A: I'm really tired.

Person B: Go to sleep!
Person A: Mao!

by Little White Paws October 29, 2021

Orange Mao

Trump

Every illegal Mexican in the place was terrified of Orange Mao.

by TheCav February 1, 2025