Lester

If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors

- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)

Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"

by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021

Lester B Pearson

Lester B Pearson is a time of school that you will see once in a lifetime. There are very interesting people especially weird homosexuals. I wish but if I do I will get paid off.

Lester B Pearson is such an ass school

by David Logan April 19, 2022

Lester syndrome

When your a creepy fat cunt who fucks little kids.

Guy 1: Yo that man is fat and fucks little kids
Guy 2: He's got Lester syndrome

by TopTierBoss2000 May 23, 2022

Lester

In the game of billiards, hit the ball as hard as you can and get lucky.

Go Lester that ball.

by Nicklow June 16, 2022

Lester Crest

A man who is the mastermind to multiple armed robberies. he also like's to watch pedestrians when he hacks into cameras which is why he is sometimes called Lester the molester

"Lester crest is the goat"

by Lester Crest is daddy 101 June 4, 2023

Lesterfuck

Much like a clusterfuck, only worse & criminal in nature.

Hey Mary, do you remember the time little Johnny was 6 months old and the DEA broke down the door, raided the house, arrested your husband Mo and strip searched you?

That’s what ya call a - Lesterfuck

by Dragon Mary June 23, 2023

Lester

A person who always ruins the vibe most times on our but not always

Everybody gangsta till lester pull up

That’s such a Lester moment

by Lego Mann September 17, 2023