Landyn

Landyns have the biggest wiener known to man, there at the top of the food chain they eat people named connor, they are the alpha males.

woah that guy just ate a boy named connor his named must be landyn he’s so sexy

by wiener boy April 27, 2022

Landyn

Landyn is a beautiful and intelligent women, who deserves everything. She's smart, kind, and cares ab many others. Although Landyn's can be short tempered, they are also the most kind individuals out there. With their blue eyes and smile, they can get almost anyone they please

Man, she must be a landyn

by Skowhegan27 August 24, 2017

Landon

The screw up, a man that is clumsy and usually don't know how to talk to girls, but he's not all bad, he has a very huge and beautiful unibrow!

Girl: Hey Landon!
Landon: Uh...uh....uh.... I am a cheesestick that ate lots of stickcheese! *Leaves*

by JokesAreCool April 4, 2017

landon

A school for rich predominatly white youth from the Western DC metro area, who have no conact with anything remotely urban. School colors: brown, orange. School sport: lacrosse. School hobby: cheating on the SATs. School motto: "I buy my way through life" or "i will make a tremendous douche someday"

"I go to Landon, therefore I need to cheat on the SATs because I can't read good" - Typical Landon student

by DC Info May 13, 2005

Landon

Landon is a guy who calls you late at night and has a saggy (wewe), thinks he a ninja and always wearing boxers and a hoodie has a nice smile,but still is pulls hella girl even tho he ugly . And is bad and good at the same time,also fates and burps without muting,and always eating mad late

Landon is a dumb mf

by Haha it’s true^^ November 5, 2019

Dirty Landyn

The act of masturbation and posting it on Youtube, then getting the police called on you for harassment.

Friend: Why haven't you posted on youtube in a while?

Me: I pulled a Dirty Landyn, sorry

by ThatOneGuy,TheChineseOne April 12, 2020

Landon School

Landon is a school for the less intelligent kids that play sports until they graduate at age 21. Commonly seen beating women because it is a rare experience for them at an all boys school where shower rape is a custom. Often travel in packs wearing vineyard vines shirts and yellow vans. At Landon school it is a custom to act hood even though your parents pay $40,000 for private school. At a school where nobody give a fuck about academics you can get away with anything if you play sports. As one of the more gay IAC schools it is necessary to play dirty and be a dick. Seeing how high your ego can get is a tradition for the Landon brown bears. While their uniforms may literally make them look like walking shits, do not be thrown off by these middle age men as they will beat up any girls in sight.

Girl : who is that douche 30 year old wearing all vineyard vines
Boy: that’s mike , he has been at Landon school since grade 8

by Crabdaddy1818 June 3, 2018