Las Vegas

Where everyone is trying to steal your money, but in Vegas, it's legal.

The architecture is cool though

"I just went to Las Vegas to spend $13,000 on a chicken-based slot machine"
"I don't care but hey look at this Eiffel Tower"

by obscureharrypottercharacter December 29, 2021

Las Vegas Sandwich

When a girl takes a shit on the length of someone’s penis. Then another man sticks his penis on top of it. After this, the woman eats the penis’s and shit.

Mason: “hey, my girlfriend wants to do a Las Vegas Sandwich with us, you in?

Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”

by CalvinsLeftNut January 2, 2024

las vegas carry-on

putting a condom between your balls and your penis while moving towards you partner

guy 1- so i was just doing a las vegas carry-on and she was screaming for it
guy 2- nice man

by lerumskondom February 24, 2017

Las Vegas sober

To abstain from alcohol but still partake in all and any drugs.

Person 1: “wanna do a shot?”

Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”

by oglimekiller March 31, 2025

Ronaldo Las Vegas

The act of being a famous football player then sexually assaulting a 25 year old former teacher after meeting her in a nightclub in 2009, then fooling the whole world that you never did it.

"have you heard about the Ronaldo Las Vegas incident, it's crazy to think he would do it"

by South Host November 22, 2025

Las Vegas and randy

Las Vegas and randy tienen nada que be comun

Las Vegas and randy tienen nada comun

by Real Alberto May 28, 2022

las vegas

When you go out both Friday and Saturday during the weekend.

Xavier do we have a las vegas this week?
No, I'm a fucking nerd, going to stay at home.

by pedroaguia8 March 9, 2023