Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “I’m committed to someone else”
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Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only one girl, who you are committed to... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “sorry, I’m very committed to my baby girl”
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Kristian Kostov

THE FUCKIN HOTTEST SINGER AND SONGWRITER ON EARTH,

HES SO HOT AND KILLS EVERYTHING WITH JUST BREATHING. HES AN ADORABLE BULGARIAN/RUSSIAN SINGER AND IS SO PRETTY

Go check his social medias
Instagram
- @Kristian_Kostov_official
Twitter
-@KristianKostov_
YouTube
-Kris Kostov
Facebook
-@Kristian.Kostov.OfficialFanPage
Ask.fm
-@ KrisikKostiv (Кристиан Костов)
STRANGER: Do you know this Kristian Kostov boy?
Me: LET ME MARRY HIM PLEASE

"You look like Kristian Kostov" - meaning for Awesomazing

"The floor is lava" = "The floor is Kristian Kostov" you generally let yourself fall down to the floor and kiss it then.
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kristian kostov

KRISTIAN KOSTOV IS ONE OF THE BEST ARTISTS. HE LOVES BTS AND ESPECIALLY SUGA AND HE'S A BALL OF SUNSHINE . ALSO HE HAS A WEIRD OBSESSION WITH THE POPULAR BAND 1D. HIS FAVE IS HARRY OR NIALL. WOWOWO
how hot is kristian kostov?
too much.
by Myheartisinhavana August 08, 2018
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Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.
You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.
by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021
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Kristian Lane

Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.

It is impossible to not like Kristian.

All women love Kristian.

Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.

On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.

On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.

Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.

He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.

Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.

Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
by KoolGuyKeml56746 May 15, 2018
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Kristian miller

A roughly 6ft 2 man with a weird fringe and likes football usually seen sniffing toilet seats
"Kristian miller" is a weird footballer.
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