Kings Cone

Verb: A cone made with all the lint covered weed found between the couch cushions.

I did a kings cone before smoking this.

by Hary Gofman June 5, 2022

Kings Cum

The same drinking game as Kings Cup but instead of mixing alcohol, every one will jerk off into the centre cup and last person to pull a King will drink it.

Let’s play Kings Cum;
“You pulled a King, Jerk off into the cup”

“I this is my second time, I’m going to need a hand.”
“I’m going to guzzzel that creamy cumshot of a Kings cup”

by 1/2$Penny July 3, 2022

kings fall farmer

a lifeless sack of shit that thinks they are powerful because they can skip ship encounter and they are owed something. They are actually in desperate need of a loving touch

"Whos that over there?"

"Oh him? Thats Bryce, hes a kings fall farmer"

by thefin04 September 21, 2022

Kings Crown

Sexual position: She/ He/ They/ This/ That/ The other wore the kings crown.

The act of the 'King' lowering their sphincter onto and over the nose of the receiver.

James positioned himself over Julie and deftly squatted over her allowing her to receive the Kings Crown which she gleefully received.

by duncandumpertruck November 30, 2022

Kings Finger

A particularly large turd.

"Please excuse me, I have to go and lay a Kings Finger."

"Struggling to flush this Kings Finger."

by Duffpig94 May 6, 2023

kings heath primary school

a shitty school i went to which is full of twats and the teachers are sexist mr broad everyone hates you there is squashed peas on the floor of the PE room/lunch hall. we all go to queensbridge school search it up.

Kings heath primary school is bad.

by dasagne May 19, 2023

Kings don't move into check

A saying meaning you value your own well being and safety above taking foolish risks with little to gain

Why don't you go over to Palestine then?
I'm good bro. Kings don't move into check

by D Flawless May 4, 2024