Kelsey 

Failed Abortion

Girl: Oh look it's failed abortion
Guy: Nah it's just kelsey

Kelsey by Gillette445 October 31, 2019

Kelsey 

There are 2 types of Kelseys 1 is a beautiful lovely and nice and the other one is rude toxic racist as I like to call it a light switch some one who acts nice but then turns around and is super awful

Kelsey is the anti Christ

Kelsey by Better than Kelsey November 12, 2020

kelsey 

A kelsey is somone who may appear to be nice on first meet but that will all come back and bite you in the ass! she is a fishy reject who needs a life and a pal who dont look like a whale...

man: whoa did u see that girl back there??

other man: yh shes a right kelsey...

kelsey by greenfrogs January 7, 2012

Kelsey 

(n) :a kelsey is a being of strong mannerism. kelsey's are scrappy and take no shit off anyone, they will fight on sandbars, attack boyfriends, and yell furiously if provoked. kelsey's have been known to carry herpies, although not all kelsey's do.

like omg that redneck girl who's top fell off... she's such a kelsey.

omg... you hooked up with like 7 guys last night- you kelsey.

Kelsey by Mister Pickle September 25, 2010

Kelsey 

SHE IS A PERVERT WHO LICKS CATS

Sami: Whoa is that a kelsey
Dude: OMG YEAH

Kelsey by The guy at jsms March 31, 2018

Kelsey 

A MANGINA a girl with a large dick who puts it on her dresser and keeps it alive by keeping it in a jar....... Most annoying girl in the world and is really full of herself and thinks that everyone loves her... I mean who else has a fucking dick in a jar

Kelsey is a MANGINA MANGINA MANGINA

Kelsey by SammieLeibham May 21, 2011

Kelsey 

An oblivious, ignorant, foolish girl. One who does not consider others.

Girl #1: "I only care about a few people in the world!!!" evil cackle.

Girl #2: OMG, she just pulled a 'Kelsey.'

Kelsey by The Alarmer March 26, 2013