abra-kebab

The act of making a kebab disappear into your mouth at 3am on a Saturday night, to make it reappear minutes later on the back of the taxi driver's head.

"Ahh man, I did an Abra-kebab last night."

by outlawnyle October 1, 2007

booted kebab

A lebanese females vagina;

Imagine a kebab with all the trimmings, onion, humus, lettuce, cheese, chicken, beef and all those sauces then image it being booted with full force. At the exact point of impact when the kebab begins to somewhat wrap around the foot of the person kicking it before it is propelled a few metres away is what a lebanese girls vagina looks like

random: "met this filthy leb chick the other night and went back to her place, had to run when i saw the booted kebab she had for a pussy!!!"

by Ph0t0 September 15, 2009

Donna Kebab

When Two Guys Get in a Threesome with a Woman Named Donna, and Take her From Each end. (Spit Roast)

Nathan and Dan Took her out the back and made a donna Kebab

by Shinigami268 December 13, 2009

Shish kebab

Another way of telling someone to shut up or shush.

David: "So, did you score? Did she kiss you? Did you get her number? What did she smell like? Are you gonna go out with her again? Do you think this is true love?"

Jonathan: "David.. SHISH KEBAB!!!"

by consuelaman October 10, 2011

King Kebab

A sexual doggystyle position when a male rams a huge ass kebab into the mouth of the female, whilst he is fucking her in doggystyle.

Stacey: I can't believe he fuckin King Kebabed me. That Kebab was so gross!

by Snowflake3638 April 26, 2020

Turkish kebab

Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.

You see her right there, I’m gonna give her the good old Turkish kebab

by UniQuetekkerzs July 26, 2019

smelly kebab

A terrorist who reeks of curry

Oh look more smelly kebabs

by King Jeffrey June 26, 2017