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A Genshin Impact character largely mischaracterized by the community. He uses his smarts. smug attitude and flattery to get people to do things for him, yet still compensating them afterwards. He's much kinder than what others think, and is a great friend. He threw a party for the Acting Grand Master because she works so hard. He's kind of a wallflower, and is too shy to admits he gave people gifts. I assure you he has not slept with all of Mondstadt. Kaeya prefers keeping his past a mystery. He never reveals anything about his eyepatch, his past with Diluc, Khaenri'ah, or the rumors that he is not from Mondstadt. He's implied to have abandonment issues. Past events with his adoptive brother, Diluc, still make him guilty. He believes himself to be a bad person, and that his Cryo Vision was a "punishment for a life of lies." I promise you there is so much more to this character than "hot daddy with big dick energy". Plus if you say he has cake that's also mischaracterizing him. bro got negative ass fr
Person 1: Man I love Kaeya from Genshin Impact.
Person 2: Omg me too!! He's so hot and sexy and I would let him fuck me all night and call him daddy!!!
Person 1: Man c'mon, there is so much more to him that that. Kaeya's lore is some of the best.
Kaeya by breadytodie May 17, 2022
The coolest person in all of genshin impact. Is actually canonically desi and eats all those white boys up for breakfast. He has a brother who is very emo and gay.
Wow you are such a kaeya! So sexy and cool.
kaeya by Mexicaneseturtle November 29, 2020

Kaeya Alberich 

Our favorite cryo bridge-maker🤩🤩

"Kaeya Alberich is a playable character in Genshin Impact. He is received for free in the Prologue Act I: The Outlander Who Caught the Wind during and after the quest Crash Course.
Kaeya is a Cavalry Captain in the Knights of Favonius. He is held in high regard by the people of Mondstadt—even with all his eccentricities and secrets."
Simp A: Woah look at those Kaeya Alberich tidd- I MEAN HAHA NICE SHIRT 😄

Simp B: Yes...nice shirt indeed 👁👁
Kaeya Alberich by SHSL_Weeb1 December 9, 2020
A man in the knights of favonius. With cyro vision. Wearing an eye patch to. He's also sexy 5’11 tall man with fingerless gloves and long blue hair. He's the sexiest daddy you'll ever see.
(And has em mommy milkers)
Ava: who is that guy with the blue hair ponytail crap, and fingerless gloves you simp for and scream all the time?
Riku: Ah, he's kaeya. A sexy knight.

Ava: weirdo.
Kaeya by Kaeya's eye patch May 21, 2021

Shigeo Kageyama 

A funky little man from Mob Psycho 100

Reigen's student, even though he's not as dummy thicc as he claims

Brother of Ritsu Kageyama
"You don't know who Shigeo Kageyama is? Fuck you I fucking hate you."
Shigeo Kageyama by bbenshapiro September 7, 2019

Kaeya buns

Kaeya Alberich is a playable Cryo character in Genshin Impact.
All you need to do is turn him around and you get Kaeya buns.
Person 1: Kaeya is my favorite genshin impact character!
Person 2: Ha. You like Kaeya buns.
Kaeya buns by ArcadeMachine November 1, 2021