Kia Optima

The largest red flag in a woman. These cars are generally driven by horrible people because they are cheap and reliable, the average person would buy this car thinking its a great car, but doesn't know anything about them. When men drive these cars, they are typically very foreign. When women drive these cars, they usually have done up nails with lash extensions and smell like dank. Sometimes, you will see them beat up. The average optima owner does not know how to nor has the money to perform a basic or simple repair.

Hey man, I just got a new girlfriend. She drives a kia optima.

Leave her.

by ItsTeslaDude April 24, 2023

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024

Dirty Kias

An administrator of a sports group that likes roast people that he catches in lies.

He said he didn’t like Lebron when just last year he loved Lebron and the Dirty Kias in me wouldn’t let me ignore it.

by San82 April 25, 2023

kia soulmate

when theres two kia souls parked next to each other in a specific spot. next to each other, behind another one or in front, etc

“hey look at those kia soulmates.”
“dude those cars are FUCKINg tiny”

by RiceOfCourse May 4, 2025

Baby Kia

Baby Kia is a American Rapper born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia who is the pioneer of a type of music titled “Crashout” where they do not give a care in the world what they say.

Baby Kia is a D1 Crashout

by Ihatecybertrucks July 3, 2024