jo-kayden

An object, or weapon of considerable power. Long Searched for and yet never quite found. Except through study and meditation on the book of krang.

Found in the short independent Student film, Marximum Carnage

"You must find the Jo-Kayden!"

by MC son of Krang January 8, 2008

Kayden

He pulls zero bitches and is jealous about it, cry fugly kayden

Guy: I wish I pulled as many as you
Guy 2: Shut up Kayden

by dumbassjames November 2, 2021

Kayden

Kayden is a name used to describe a horny and sexually frustrated young male. Similar to the term fuck boy or a Stifler; Kayden can be given as a quick reference to a persons desire to releave themselves sexually as soon as possible. Used in conjunction with a person who is exhibiting the behaviour can be referred to as a case of the Kaydens if it is only a passing feeling experienced by an individual.

“ if you keep acting like that, we will start having to call you Kayden”
“ you’re a real Kayden at the moment”

“ leave her alone ya Kayden”

by Jim jam jom January 5, 2024

National Sniff a Kayden Day

Sniff that random kid named Kayden who sits 2 seats away from you in that one class.

I always participate in National Sniff a Kayden Day. They usually smell like spaghetti.

by sniffakaydenlover May 26, 2022

Kayden

Kayden has a long thick penis that cant reside inside his pants he is normally in the 5’5 heights but can add into u some inchs he is strong but short asf and he is a nigg

Kayden is a man

by Kay_frl November 20, 2023

Kayden

Kayden: Kayden is the nicest boy you’ll ever meet. He always apologizes first and has a soft heart. He acts tuff but is really a sweetheart. He’s a jokester and he knows it. He’s very handsome and cute

person 1:

Kayden, how are you doing today
Kayden:
Good how about you?

by lnrocks02 July 24, 2023

Kayden

someone with the FATTEST dick ever!!!

Omg!!!! Kayden has the biggest dick

by Ilovecats1746 November 22, 2021