Cow jumper

Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad

Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*

by McHoser April 05, 2019

Shadow Jumper

The lazy guy who randomly messages you compliments and nothing else to see if anything sticks. He lingers in the shadows and randomly jumps out trying to get a response.

That shadow jumper messaged me again last night.

by Iamboundless October 05, 2017

Ball jumper

A girl/guy that gos to one person to another just because.

1.) Look at that girl she's a ball jumper, going from Chris to Matt over to Drake.

by Poppa J McNeely January 26, 2011

cock jumper

A person whom cannot be without a penis in their life. A cock jumper always has a boyfriend until they find the next one. A cock jumper is never alone.

That damn Sam is such a cock jumper she jumped off Eddie for Fred in less than 24 hours.

by DJSTUBBLEBUBBLE June 28, 2013

Clique Jumper

A person who can't manage to stay in one group, someone who is typically chill and friendly, yet has made rounds with everyone at being their friend. Usually can't keep close friends for very long, but friends with every clique.

Jack: "Aren't you an outcast?"
Jill: "Nah, I'm a clique jumper."

by mochamlady December 14, 2019

towed jumper

A little piece of poop that remains after taking a shit that won't fall out. Usually alleviated by shaking your ass.

person 1: "Man, what took so long in there?"
person 2: "I had a towed jumper that just wouldn't budge!"

by krl0309 April 11, 2010

star jumper

an empowering woman who could take on the world if she has the desire to do so

“ from what i heard about drew she seems to be a star jumper”

by 222vampride June 30, 2022