Josiah

A retarted kid most likely to be a freshman. The dumbest most annoying mother f-er you will ever meet. He always dick rides the popular kid in the group and when he comes around all the girls leave. Tends to pull a lot of black girls but that’s the only good thing about him.

He’s definitely a josiah, so annoying

by 24k murks February 27, 2020

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by Canada Ginger June 27, 2021

Josiah

A Josiah is a king, biblical speaking. He's very tall and handsome and he can sing and write songs and play piano and guitar and... well you get it. Trumpet life. Josiah's will surprise you. In bed. In a good way. Josiah's always keep their promises. If a bitch makes you lose a Josiah even for a little bit, the true love of Josiah will make you pay for the rest of your life. Everyone wants a Josiah on their team, and the most desperate people get more desperate than anything you could ever imagine. But Josiah's are disgusted by how pathetic they are. Josiah's wait for the real thing. Always. Allllll the ways. Josiah's can whoop ass, but they don't want to wind up in prison because they have a son and are ready to have more kids.

Damn! Josiah is fine as hell! But he's an angel under that red suit. Meow.

by Mamalike May 24, 2024

Josiah

Josiah is funny and cute when he wants to be and very sexual when you get to know him but be careful because he’s very fake when you give him everything but at the end of the day he still wants you to stroke his dick

Is that josiah

Yea I gave him a hand job yesterday now he won’t talk to me

by Alana……lananaaa November 15, 2021

Josiah

Josiah's are the gayest of all boys. They love dick. They notoriously are horrendous fisherman. They have ice cold hearts and love big barrel body women. They love to play video-games all day and waste thousands of dollars on stocks. They think they have a bright future but are completely delusional. They usually end up homeless within 5 years after graduating high-school.

Oh look at the little gay fuck, he must be a Josiah.

by CornyCobber April 18, 2022

Josiah

Josiahs are some of the most important people that you will ever meet, they are always sweet even if they act tough if you meet a josiah dont let them go!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you let a josiah go.....

yeah, why?

you have no idea what you just did!!!!!!!

by YoUr local gf March 30, 2022

Josiah

Fucking fatass looks like a fish and a raccoon

You look like a elephant and a raccoon had sex
Fatass=Josiah

by Holden Werner October 29, 2019