Johanne is the coolest person you'll ever meet. She is super stylish and has a great sense of humor. Taking on her daily life in Northern Europe Johanne is very dedicated to whatever she is doing while she also does everything with ease. Johannes are also born with great athletic skills which definitely pays off when you see their smoking hot bodies.
Friend 1: "Omg I wish I was Johanne"
Friend 2: "Me too, she's just so good at everything"
Friend 1: "Exactly, and super hot too!"
Friend 2: "Me too, she's just so good at everything"
Friend 1: "Exactly, and super hot too!"
by johannelover November 24, 2021
Get the Johannemug. English teacher at some german school, read the other definitions for his name here and thinks everything agrees w him.
if he reads this, we love u <3
LG and GaLieGrü
if he reads this, we love u <3
LG and GaLieGrü
Johannes
by s.auer February 6, 2023
Get the Johannesmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.mug. sem. 2
Megra is sad more often than I'd like her to be. She's also way too hard on herself and it makes life hard for her. Megra is beautiful but is blind to it which is SOOO FRUSTURATINGGG. Her face is literally beautiful and is so much prettier when its happy. McKara has so much good about her. She is determined, powerful, thoughtful, and fun-loving. She is always singing which would be annoying but her voice is absolute butter. McKara is a vault of beauty and loveliness and I hope to see it unlocked- SOON
Megra is sad more often than I'd like her to be. She's also way too hard on herself and it makes life hard for her. Megra is beautiful but is blind to it which is SOOO FRUSTURATINGGG. Her face is literally beautiful and is so much prettier when its happy. McKara has so much good about her. She is determined, powerful, thoughtful, and fun-loving. She is always singing which would be annoying but her voice is absolute butter. McKara is a vault of beauty and loveliness and I hope to see it unlocked- SOON
Megra Johannes is so gorgeous... how does she think she's ugly??????
Who's birthday is tomrrow?? Megra's!!
Who's birthday is tomrrow?? Megra's!!
by butterbbybahp March 5, 2019
Get the Megra Johannesmug. Johanne is the popular girl in school and quite possibly a secret agent. She’s either very white (in some cases) or very dark (in other cases) finding a Johanne is very rare to find as she takes things very seriously and doesn’t take crap from anybody. She is packed with passive aggressiveness and is a strong mighty bulldog!
Oh yeah that’s THE Johanne.
by 2 girls 1 Bathtub November 21, 2023
Get the Johannemug.