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Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.
Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
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Nigg jiffy

Are you down /you in
You nigg jiffy/ John is nigg jiffy with us
by Wisecumapple May 15, 2022
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no jiffy

360 rice crispy waves spreaded around
Yo G yo shit spinnin fr fr no jiffy all kiz
by bwllt March 7, 2022
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Look at that jiffy

A phrase like used as "back in a jiffy" this means wow look how fast they are.
by Dora who loves her cousin March 21, 2021
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Jiffy

Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”
Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!

Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.

Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!
by Amadeus Thrombosis November 6, 2024
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jiffy pop hat

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.
Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.
by Todd-I July 19, 2023
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When you really like jiffy foot so you just want to shout GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG so loud that you just want to share your thought
Me:GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG someone:ok I'll look someone else:I bought it it's the best mug ever
by Pooy rainforest July 20, 2023
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