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Jiffy

No, It's not the stupid peanut butter, it means that you will cover you dick and butt hole with stupid jello than rub it against your crushes face. True Romance.
hey dude, "What?" I have just did something. "What?" Jiffy. "Wait....... Ok?.."
by aaaaaa12@ January 23, 2020
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Jiffy-Wisp-Wap

Rarely used term for marijuana, specifically high grade skunk. Used primarily by weird looking ginger kids trying to buy a ten bag from a yardie.
"Safe blud, got any jiffy-wisp-wap?"
by Skeese March 27, 2020
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Jiffy

A vessel used in cleansing one’s nether regions upon completion of the act of evacuating the bladder or bowel.
Dude, I need the Jiffy stat!
by Wills Library September 11, 2020
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Nigg jiffy

Are you down /you in
You nigg jiffy/ John is nigg jiffy with us
by Wisecumapple May 15, 2022
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Jiffy Pup Pie

When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.
My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.
by Badidea2234 September 16, 2021
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no jiffy

360 rice crispy waves spreaded around
Yo G yo shit spinnin fr fr no jiffy all kiz
by bwllt March 7, 2022
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Jiffy

Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”
Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!

Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.

Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!
by Amadeus Thrombosis November 6, 2024
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