Jiffy

Baltimore slang for a gun , hand gun , any kind of gun

“I got the jiffy stashed round back yo “

by Uptown Champ , BMORE CHAMP November 7, 2023

Jiffy

A gay Syrian sandal slapper that wants Russians to anally penetrate him

Jiffy the Syrian sandal slapper was taken by a Putin look alike from behind

by Skunk runner May 3, 2018

pickle jiffy

When ones penis is submerged in a jar of Jif Peanut Butter

Eric drunkenly woke up in a pickle jiffy

by eddylasko February 2, 2023

Jiffy Up

to try to persuade someone to do something or to hurry them, especially when they do not really feel like it

You can do this! Jiffy up!

by Bogland June 7, 2019

Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Jiffy-Wisp-Wap

Rarely used term for marijuana, specifically high grade skunk. Used primarily by weird looking ginger kids trying to buy a ten bag from a yardie.

"Safe blud, got any jiffy-wisp-wap?"

by Skeese March 27, 2020

Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.

Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018