The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.
by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009
by jewness April 25, 2005
The act of dialling a number, allowing it to ring for just long enough for the person to get their phone in their hand, and then hanging up, forcing them to have to call you back and spend their own money/credit on the call.
"Yeah if you want me, just give me a Jewish phonecall and I'll get you back."
"All Josh ever does is Jewish phonecall."
"All Josh ever does is Jewish phonecall."
by ColBoyAsh December 18, 2006
A duel in the old western style, with two duelists and a mediator. The two duelists take ten steps in opposite directions before the duel commences, just like a classic gun duel. But instead of turning and firing on the moderator's command, the moderator throws up a penny in the air. The two duelists then rush to the center and fight for the pennny. The duelist who holds the penny at the end is the winner.
I challenge you to a jewish duel.
by Joey Pitchfork August 14, 2006
The act of checking how much money you have left in your wallet the day after a big night/day/weekends drinking.
My head cains mate, fancy going to the redbeck for a breakfast special? ===== Hold on mate, need to have a Jewish Rollcall first, might have to stop at the cashpoint
by BigJayDub May 27, 2010
"Do you know Irving, Miriams husband that lives in Florida? "
"Ahh doesn't he have a brother that lives in an apartment above Gristedes between west 62nd and 63rd?"
"Oye I know that schmuck very vell"
"Then you must know my brother Izzy then?"
"Ahh doesn't he have a brother that lives in an apartment above Gristedes between west 62nd and 63rd?"
"Oye I know that schmuck very vell"
"Then you must know my brother Izzy then?"
by Uncle Tom March 22, 2005
Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.
by The Real Slutfarm November 06, 2009